Thursday, April 29, 2010

Top Ten Ways to Spot Hoaxes, Urban Legends, and Bogus Emails

Bulleted List

If you saw a man walking down the street with polka-dotted purple pants and wearing a fried egg on his head, you’d immediately suspect he was not to be taken seriously.

Similarly, a handful of warning markers define emails to ignore.

Any message with:

1) Lots of ALL CAPS or multi-colored text.

2) Multiple exclamation marks!!!!!!!

3) “This has never been reported in the media.”

4) “Pass this on to everyone you know!”

5) “We are collecting signatures."

6) “Warning!” “Virus alert!”

7) “This is a true story!” “This really happened!” “A friend told me...”

8) “This is not a hoax!” “This is not an urban legend!”

9) “This has been checked with Snopes.com, and is authentic.”

10) Any message without provenance; that is, one that does not cite a specific date and source, preferably in the form of an URL that can be clicked to verify its authenticity.

Here’s where I go to check bogus stuff:

http://urbanlegends.about.com/

Snopes.com

Truthorfiction.com

Scambusters.com

In my experience, only the first two have enough staffing to be as comprehensive as they should be. Unfortunately, there’s so much silly stuff flying around the net that it’s almost impossible for any one site to keep track of it.

Even so, the Urban Legends site will often reproduce the bogus items you've just gotten word-for-word.

But be aware that a few perpetrators will embroider a bogus items or jumble it together with another one.

What everyone needs most is horse sense, as elaborated in these references:

http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/urbanlegends/ht/urbanlegends.htm

http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/nethoaxes/ht/emailhoax.htm

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/spotting-email-hoaxes.html

this last one also has specific advice categories about

avoiding spam,

Nigerian scams, and much more:

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/

In my opinion, everyone should always check out the Urban Legends or Snopes websites before forwarding emails. Otherwise, we're just wasting people's time and contributing to ignorance.

I’m kind of a bear about this stuff. It dates back to the time when my company first got connected to the Internet, and immediately secretaries began filling our mailboxes with newbie-bait. (Chain letters, virus warnings, pleas for the mythical boy dying of cancer who was collecting business cards so he could get into the Guinness Book of Records, etc.)

This wasted our limited bandwidth (not to mention employees’ time), and as co-owner of the joint, I stomped on it real hard.

I'm also a real bear about plagiarism, but that's a subject for another post.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

My iPad has landed

UPS delivered it at 12:13 p.m.
It immediately located my Airport WiFi network (along with one from a neighbor) and I set it to use mine. Perfect. No futzing around.
Setup was quite straightforward, although it led me into the woods for a while, trying to sync data from my MobileMe account (which I rarely use).
Once I stepped back and selected "restore from iPhone" data, it went busily to work. It downloaded videos, selected photos, music, apps et al plus all iCal info and 128 of my last Mail messages. (Why that number of messages? I've got to do some digging.) It automatically asked permission to access from other mail accounts,just like my iPhone did. Cool.
My main pain in the neck is that it's asking for passwords for a lot of apps. I'll get to that in a bit.
Right now I want to go through the built-in tutorial.
I'm a happy camper!

Waiting for Godot — and the iPad

My wife and I ordered a new car the week before last. But it's the iPad whose arrival I'm all a-quiver over.
And I'm not alone. There are thousands of blog and forum posts feverishly reporting on this "most anticipated tablet since Moses."
Does Steve Jobs know how to create a market, or what?
Bill Gates is crying softly into his pillow at this very moment.
To add to the freneticism, Jobs insists on making these product launches on a Saturday, even though they have to spiff the local carriers to work on a day they don't normally deliver.
Undoubtedly this is so Apple can get great video coverage of lines around the block, something they wouldn't get on a Friday when most people have to work.
But these Saturday launches can also be a pain in the wazoo. When Leopard shipped in October 2007, Apple demanded a signature for delivery. (Despite the fact I have standing instructions with UPS and FedEx to deliver without signatures.)
Some mutt doing the deliveries rang the bell once and then ran away with the package before I could even get down the stairs. This for a stinkin' $129 product! I had to raise holy hell to get the carrier to make a re-delivery that afternoon.
Paradoxically, some years earlier when I was commuting back and forth from Raleigh and arranged to have a new built-to-order G5 tower (a $5,000 item) delivered, it was unceremoniously dumped on my back porch and sat there for days until my neighbor lady, who had a key, moved it into my kitchen.
Apple must have got a lot of complaints, because this time when you get an email alert that the product has shipped, you get an option to pre-sign for delivery.
Now I only have to worry that a moron substitute driver can't find our Fawlty Towers.
So I guess I love Apple, even when I'm hating it.
Only the last half of that sentence ever applies to Microsoft.

Friday, April 2, 2010

How an iPad gets shipped

UPS tracking is cool. Here's the progress of my iPad, from China (where it was obviously assembled, if not wholly manufactured) to Anchorage to Louisville to Chicago to here in Minneapolis.
If I check this after 6 a.m., I should be shown as "on the truck" for delivery.
I pre-signed for delivery, and have enough signs at the front and back doors that only a moron would fail to deliver it properly.
Of course, I don't want to sell UPS short.
LocationDateLocal TimeDescription
MINNEAPOLIS, MN, US04/02/201010:12 P.M.DESTINATION SCAN
04/02/201010:01 P.M.ARRIVAL SCAN
CHICAGO, IL, US04/02/20108:44 P.M.DEPARTURE SCAN
04/02/20107:53 P.M.ARRIVAL SCAN
LOUISVILLE, KY, US04/02/20107:40 P.M.DEPARTURE SCAN
04/02/20105:31 P.M.IMPORT SCAN
04/02/20102:07 P.M.IMPORT SCAN
LOUISVILLE, KY, US03/31/20102:25 A.M.SHIPMENT IS HELD TO VERIFY COMMODITY DESCRIPTION WITH THE CUSTOMER FOR CORRECT CLASSIFICATION / BROKERAGE RELEASED SHIPMENT. SHIPMENT IS SUBMITTED TO CLEARING AGENCY FOR FURTHER CLEARANCE
03/31/20101:36 A.M.ARRIVAL SCAN
ANCHORAGE, AK, US03/30/20106:50 P.M.DEPARTURE SCAN
03/30/20101:01 P.M.ARRIVAL SCAN
GUANGZHOU, CN03/30/20107:10 P.M.DEPARTURE SCAN
03/30/201012:43 P.M.EXPORT SCAN
SHENZHEN, CN03/29/20105:54 A.M.ORIGIN SCAN
CN04/02/201010:54 P.M.BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED

Tracking results provided by UPS: 04/03/2010 1:31 A.M. ET

The real iPad breakthrough: as a spoke, not a hub

And it's a spoke of genius, pardon the pun.
My iPad is due to arrive in about 30 hours. Apple's embargo on reviews ended the evening of March 31st, most of them are favorable.
But there are still whiney blogs out there. "What? No USB?" "What? It won't shine my shoes?"
These people just don't get it.
Here's the real deal: as the NYT's David Pogue has pointed out, the iPad is going to be a profound game-changer in consuming content. It's not so much about creating content.
Though I'll have the iPad keyboard dock, that'll be mostly for light iWork and email. Primarily, the iPad will be the web browser I've always wanted to have with me everywhere in the house at all times when I'm away from our other three Macs.
And its magnificent screen is so liberating that it'll really make me dip into electronic books and periodicals.
But for major work and heavy-duty applications, that's why my G5 tower, 30-inch screen, and extended color-coded keyboard exist. With a terabyte of storage and another TB of backup, that's where all my writing, photos, videos, and web content will be managed and manipulated. Afterwards, syncing what I want onto the iPad swill be as painless as my iPhone.
The device's only serious lack is Flash. If HTML5 can't fill that void, you can be sure a subsequent OS update will take care of the problem.
I'll post my first review within 48 hours. It'll be floating out there with about 10,000 others.